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Ed Hahn

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The Curtain Rods

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and
suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful
dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried
everything; cleaning and mopping and airing the place out. Vents were
checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked.

People stopped coming over to visit... Repairmen refused to work in the house...The maid quit... Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back...

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on
price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth...But only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home......including the curtain rods.





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wrightme43

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A Dr. here in town was cheating on his wife. She was dying of cancer. She waited till he had morning wood, and super glued it to his belly. I don't know where she got the idea, but I like her style.
 

kdwal

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Now that's FUNNY!!!! Guess I must have a deep seated hostility toward my ex, but
that's my kind of humor, both of them. Maybe I can sneak into my ex's NEW house,
(I am still living in the house we had when our 1st was born, uhhhh.....20 years now),
and plant a shrimp our three. (sidebar: he has made it nearly impossible for me to get out of here because of the bills I had to pay off and him deciding to reduce child support whenever he wants) Grrrrrrrrr, a little revenge, how sweet.
I really am a nice person....to everyone else.
 
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