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mojoreef

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A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening.
They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone
line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They
phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their
house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to
eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She
explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be
out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the
bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out. Then I had
to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked, I
hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard !"

The cabdriver hit a parked car...


Mike
 

Angelscrx

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Jul 30, 2004
Messages
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Location
Ettrick, VA
Oh that is funny. Shall we hear more?

A wife comes home from work to find her husband crawling around the kitchen with a fly swatter in his hand.
She asks what are you doing? He says "Shooosh, I am hunting flies. I've already killed three males and two females!"
The wife says "how do you know females from males?"
He says three were on a beer can and two were on the phone!
 
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